Hi, I’m Wendy,

and I’m uber qualified, I promise!

I’ve done everything from make coffee as a bad ass Starbucks barista (free caffeine is 100% why I did so well in law school) to reviewing and analyzing environmental toxins regulations in Europe (fueled by Italian pizza and vino - which was awesome, although not as helpful as unlimited free caffeine).

My toxins experience dates back to over a decade ago, when I tossed everything in my home that had a fragrance in to the dumpster because my 9 month old daughter had terrible eczema. (True story- her eczema disappeared within 6 weeks.) 

Ironically, I worked in environmental toxins regulation (still do… that’s my day job!) but I hadn’t put it together until that moment that while I was so concerned with toxins in drinking water, soil and air.. .. I was fucking putting them on my face! (did I mention I cuss like a sailor?). These same toxins were in my lotions and skincare and even my baby girls diaper cream!

I dug deep in to the law and once I fully understood that there were ZERO regulations limiting toxins in our cleaners and personal care products…. I found my life’s purpose.

So now ya’ll are stuck with me, because I will be talking about the toxins in our home….

F-O-R-E-V-E-R!


My Manifesto

Educate all the women out there (because we all know women are buying all the things….) about how these toxins are impacting our health and our kids health, how to spot them and how to avoid them.

….. and expose the corporations that are literally poisoning people and sleep fine at night for what they are.. assholes.